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Watching the new SpongeBob movie, pray for me. Kid likes it tho (source)

There was an awesome animated ninja turtles short before the movie about how AI sucks and steals everything

I’m planning to catch up on the last few seasons of Stranger Things, but decided to restart from the beginning. Currently on Season 2. It’s so good.

Kanopy app

Today I learned about Kanopy, and more people should know this: a whole ad-free streaming app you can access with your library card!

Check to see if your library is a member (mine is, and has a great catalog).

6*7 = 42 (source)

Having just introduced the kids to hitchhiker’s guide for the first time we were recently discussing this. 😆

So Oath Keepers who stormed the capitol get pardons but oath keepers who uphold the constitution get gallows. Got it.

Is it just me or do half of the films available for purchase through Apple TV no longer have trailers

Can we all agree that tapping out emails on your iPad makes you some kind of criminal

Chipotle cut its growth projections for the 3rd quarter in a row, citing the fact that it bet big on appealing to younger customers and they’re now broke. The stock is down -22% following earnings. (source)

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the awful food and service. We used to love Chipotle but quit going because it sucks now.

I like the new unknown senders UI in Apple Messages on iOS. Now if only they had a block + delete + report spam combo.

If you don’t want me to like all your posts you should stop posting photos of your dog

SNL should do a sketch where Kenan Thompson explains the Department of Homeland Security’s social media content to Andrew Daly as Benjamin Franklin from The Office

Explaining the Department of Homeland Security:

“So there’s a mythical place called hyperborea”

Nicotine subsumes basically all my other compulsive behaviors in one neat little addiction and as a bonus makes my brain function. Always a bummer when I’m reminded of this.

I photographed #NoKings today in Vancouver, WA. This was a particularly fun one. Current events may be dire, but you would’t know it from the joyful thousands in the streets. This feels like something different.

Full photo set here.

A person in an inflatable raccoon suit stands by a tree talking on the phone through the fabric A group of protesters with a person in an inflatable dragon costume in the foreground A smiling person inside an inflatable costume. Behind them a sign reads 'RIBBIT. RESIST. REPEAT. NO HOPE WITHOUT HOPE' with a frog illustration A motion blur flash photo of a tree with protesters in the background, and a sign that reads “UNTRUMP THE WORLD”

My $2,200 TV just interrupted my movie to make me accept some new terms of service. Wtf are we even doing.

Naturally I couldn’t find the remote.

Watching the Addams Family and after the scene where Wednesday fires a crossbow at Pugsley while he holds an apple in his mouth, I’m like “never do that kids” — to which my youngest (7, the Pugsley of the two) exclaims, “we don’t have a crossbow!”

I’ve been using Zen Browser today, and it’s very nice so far. It seems to have most of the features I was missing from Arc, without the junk that I don’t miss (AI features mostly).

“So, that’s why the frogs are important”

Just here me out..

Basically the frogs stand between America and the Insurrection Act.

In case y’all were wondering, Portland has always been this way. Here’s a pic I took in 2021.

Two people dressed in inflatable unicorn costumes holding signs that read “no love 4 nazis”

This was a particularly violent day in which the Proud Boys hosted a rally, originally scheduled for the waterfront but then moved to northeast Portland. Someone ended up shooting at antifascist counter-demonstrators downtown, and PB attacked people and destroyed several vehicles in a brawl.

This after the current president had told PB to “stand by”, and five years later pardoned many of them. Now the same president calls Portland “war ravaged”. It makes you wonder who created that impression in the first place.